Macknife

Fooling around with another man’s knife indeed. What a post. Blue ribbon. Metal fire and earth elements. Good feng shui. Wise guy!

DURO 6 Arias, Constitution Day 2009 and the Paper Czar

 
 
   We the editors of  The Heron Report present the preamble of the United States Constitution and some items donated by the Paper Czar.
   Our own day begins with a kind of preamble. We walk along the creek. We come to the studio and office and and convene with our in-house representatives, including the Paper Czar. We [...]

SUPER Hot and Sticky post

Best find: a S U P E R sticker on the bridge Monday morning. Go ahead! Make my day! Humid, morning cool before the big warm-up. Croaking noises from active living breathing herons and and one sentinel.
We have been squirrel fans for a while, now. Has anyone not seen this yet? We encourage you to [...]

Designer Nerds

Neurons happy: Heron on a dead bough: grandaddy of them all, fishing, waiting. View from the road.
Squirrel pops out of a barrel when I make a deposit of litter.
Sunlit scenery. Walk two miles to the eight marker and back, and find a piece of sycamore near [...]

Target This: Lifted Shop!

   A little green heron at the locks eludes the trusty lens. This bird is quicker than the eye. Delicate.
   While looking for Phillies logo tissue boxes (sold 0ut) at Weis market and Target D”Wyomissing, spotted triangular Kleenex®  brand boxes with watermelon and juicy citrus colors. Bought 2. Paid cash. Whoa! $6.34.
   New brand with arrow ⁄↑ up & [...]

/Frederick K. Wal/

  
   So reads a strip of paper under the overpass. A signature. Pick of the litter. 
   When is a tree more like a mushroom? This uprooted, toppled over, sawn to a long stump tree has been left to grow moss and grass. A sculpture, this remnant. Plump mushroom cap and stem.  
   A heron sounds, satisfying the requirement [...]

Emits Showers of Sparks

   Warning! Emits showers of sparks, reads left wing of bee. The bee is cardboard. The bee is found intact on the ground, a perfect specimen. Nearly epic semen.
  Sounds like: squirrel-claws. Trapped in trash bin. Hides under picnic plates lightweight bottles. Wedge bottle into /PUSH\ flap: egress.
   Heron Monday morning, here on site of mill dam. Nearly egrets.
 
At upper [...]

Weekend Warrior: Simple RWB Ribbon Fence

Pure. Simple. Effective.

The Solution, Watson, is a Stroke of Good Luck

   More human than avian, Sherlock Holmes would have detected not a Great Blue Heron here today.
   One mystery solved however, and that by Candelario, who, when we meet , has just inscribed 36 in the path screenings with the base of his cane. It pleases me to have caught someone in this act. Red handed. [...]

Starburst

  Rainy enough to drown ducks. Two heron. One on the wall of the mill race channel, rare sighting there. Next a few yards away opposite side on inside bend at the picnic peninsula. The park staff and crew are here. Walk to the 9 marker and do some puddle-jumping. The previously mentioned white hairband on [...]